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Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 1:52 am
by Fiferguy
How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out towards a cosmos of nothingness.

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 2:49 am
by Journeywoman
How many Manu Samoa rugby players does it take to change a light bulb?

The whole team, one to hold the lightbulb and the rest to drink until the room spins around.



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Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 3:44 am
by Lochar
EMICONS?

And my god did that hurt my eyes.

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:35 am
by Fiferguy
Lochar wrote:EMICONS?

And my god did that hurt my eyes.
Someone has ENTIRELY too much time on their hands...

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:56 am
by Deeb
Someone wanna tell me what that says ? Every time I try to look I bust out into seizures ...

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:58 am
by Fiferguy
Lochar nabbed it... a few posts up.

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 3:18 am
by Fawks
Ouch! My eyes hurt!

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:49 am
by khyranleander
Apez' Planar belts Not-AEIU Moolah Cosmos

(Thesaurus-twisted, but not random nonsense)

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:09 am
by joshzharris
Please tell me that won't happen again. That really is hard on the eyes.

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:37 pm
by Fiferguy
NSFW maybe...
Spoiler
Show
<sing tune="She'll be comin' round the mountain">
There's a 'skeeter on my peeter, knock it off, knock it off,
There's a 'skeeter on my peeter, knock it off,
There's a dozen on my cousin, There's a dozen on my cousin,
There's a 'skeeter on my peeter, knock it off.
</sing>

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:08 am
by Mizriath
Fiferguy wrote:Butterflies? Or Bicycle tires?
Its been two weeks since I see that. And I still cannot answer. I do not understand or I am stupid.

I think too much?? Its between one B to another B, u add 2 Os in between, maybe thats the answer.

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:42 am
by Fiferguy
Mizriath wrote:
Fiferguy wrote:Butterflies? Or Bicycle tires?
Its been two weeks since I see that. And I still cannot answer. I do not understand or I am stupid.

I think too much?? Its between one B to another B, u add 2 Os in between, maybe thats the answer.
You're just thinking too hard... random insanity for an already insane topic... :twisted:

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:24 pm
by J-Man5
I keep picturing Japanese girls dressed as butterflies rinding bicycles.

J-Man5

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:29 pm
by michaelsuave
J-Man5 wrote:I keep picturing Japanese girls dressed as butterflies rinding bicycles.

J-Man5
exactly! And the quadraped said hello moto to the go go dancing penguin! I was like, wow! And fiferguy gave the penguin a dollar bill... :wink:

Re: A question of grave importance for users of this forum

Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:54 pm
by Fiferguy
That's worth at least a $5, c'mon. I'm not THAT cheap for penguins and bicycles...