A question of grave importance for users of this forum

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How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out towards a cosmos of nothingness.
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How many Manu Samoa rugby players does it take to change a light bulb?

The whole team, one to hold the lightbulb and the rest to drink until the room spins around.



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EMICONS?

And my god did that hurt my eyes.
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Lochar wrote:EMICONS?

And my god did that hurt my eyes.
Someone has ENTIRELY too much time on their hands...
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Someone wanna tell me what that says ? Every time I try to look I bust out into seizures ...
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Lochar nabbed it... a few posts up.
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Ouch! My eyes hurt!
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Apez' Planar belts Not-AEIU Moolah Cosmos

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Please tell me that won't happen again. That really is hard on the eyes.
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Fiferguy wrote:Butterflies? Or Bicycle tires?
Its been two weeks since I see that. And I still cannot answer. I do not understand or I am stupid.

I think too much?? Its between one B to another B, u add 2 Os in between, maybe thats the answer.
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Mizriath wrote:
Fiferguy wrote:Butterflies? Or Bicycle tires?
Its been two weeks since I see that. And I still cannot answer. I do not understand or I am stupid.

I think too much?? Its between one B to another B, u add 2 Os in between, maybe thats the answer.
You're just thinking too hard... random insanity for an already insane topic... :twisted:
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I keep picturing Japanese girls dressed as butterflies rinding bicycles.

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J-Man5 wrote:I keep picturing Japanese girls dressed as butterflies rinding bicycles.

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exactly! And the quadraped said hello moto to the go go dancing penguin! I was like, wow! And fiferguy gave the penguin a dollar bill... :wink:
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True, I really have nothing better to do in my free time, I mean, what could be better than reading Fel's stories or being messed with by Spec? Thanks for the fun spec!
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That's worth at least a $5, c'mon. I'm not THAT cheap for penguins and bicycles...
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