Proof that there are crazy people here

[Fiferguy]

Rest assured, the hunted have become the hunters...

[Lochar]

I was just wondering if the teflon would keep them from sticking to the tinfoil when I'm done with them. It's usually so much of a pain to clean up I just buy new tinfoil underwear instead. I was hoping the teflon would let me reuse it some.

J-Man5

Teflon is prohibitively expensive, considering it only allows one reuse. After that there's just no way any amount of teflon can rescue the tinfoil.

An idea though... Anyone know of a good mental energy reflective material? I'd be interested in trying some ameteur minor surgery to graft it to their heads. And then stand back and watch when they try to blow up someone's mind they blow their own instead.

[Fiferguy]

But you see, you have to catch us first...

[michaelsuave]

Wow, easiest leading job I've ever done... its like putting peanut butter in the top of the mouth of a dog, or giving a cat catnip, or my little brother a shovel and telling him that I buried 20 dollars in the back yard.... you guys just keep going and going... kind of like the energizer bunny, or like hepatitis C.

[Fiferguy]

And such is what happens when we're waiting for Fel to post another chapter... besides, it kills time.

[Drackmord]

To reflect psychic energy requires materials existing in five or more dimensions.

[Lochar]

To reflect psychic energy requires materials existing in five or more dimensions.

Is that all? Jeeze. And here I was trying to figure out a way to stretch my material into a thirteenth dimension. I didn't have to go past 5?

Figures. Ah well. The extra layers can't hinder I guess.

Any volunteers?

[Fiferguy]

It really depends on the power of the Psion... For instance, a Grand Master has the ability to CREATE dimensions, so no material can stop them. It takes a Psion of equal or greater strength to establish the shield, and only another Grand Master would dare even try it.

[Lochar]

Hmm, wonder if I could get a Grand Master to create a material that contained a complete dimension. They'd have to reach through a full dimension to effect anything outside of it.

Depends on the ingenuity of the Grand Master, I guess.

[Fiferguy]

You could..but you'd have to find a Grand Master to do that. And if you think that the Hierarchs are secretive...you've never tried to find a Grand Master. Even if you do happen to find one, they'll mind wipe you so fast you won't even have time to blink.

I won't go in to the security, but the last guy that tried it...well, let's just say that there was no body left...

[Lochar]

Heh, I've got a backup plan for that one. If you don't destroy my mind by ripping it apart at the molecule level first, when my body is destroyed I latch onto and intergrate into the nearest mind.

999999999999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999999999999 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 999999999998 bottles of beer on the wall.

Then you'd have to destroy your own mind to purge me!

[Drackmord]

You can protect yourself from a Grand Master either by useing an extremly complicated multi-layer spell, or by invoking one of the Outer Gods; I can't remember its name.

[J-Man5]

Heh, I've got a backup plan for that one. If you don't destroy my mind by ripping it apart at the molecule level first, when my body is destroyed I latch onto and intergrate into the nearest mind.

999999999999 bottles of beer on the wall, 999999999999 bottles of beer. You take one down, pass it around, 999999999998 bottles of beer on the wall.

Then you'd have to destroy your own mind to purge me!

I always figured you must be some sort of virus Lochar. Now I know its true. So I guess I can start selling my patented McNorton Psionic Anitvirus solution. Handles infections from annoying people from Florida and other innocuous pests.

J-Man5

[Fiferguy]

No, he's not a virus... That implies that he can reproduce...

[Lochar]

No, he's not a virus... That implies that he can reproduce...

In the end, there can be only me!

Didn't you know Smith was based off of this incarnation of me?