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by J-Man5
Sat Sep 11, 2004 8:49 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Spoon of Doom vs Spoon of Turning
Replies: 16
Views: 16713

Re: Spoon of Doom vs Spoon of Turning

Great, now I can just picture this at the local Grocery store "Saint Tarrin candles"  **** Guarranteed to rid your home of demons and unweidly pests.  Only $16.99!!!!   Also available in the easy to use Wagon Freshener size for $3.99 - Gives your wagon that brand new fresh hewn smell again...
by J-Man5
Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:57 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Great Books
Replies: 6
Views: 7348

Re: Great Books

Welcome to the addiction!!!!

J-Man5
by J-Man5
Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:56 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Spoon of Doom vs Spoon of Turning
Replies: 16
Views: 16713

Re: Spoon of Doom vs Spoon of Turning

I was wondering if the Carniverous Clock should be included in the Mundane items gone bad video!!!!  Give it the Title of Carniverous Clock of Doom!!!!!

J-Man5
by J-Man5
Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:05 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Spoon of Doom vs Spoon of Turning
Replies: 16
Views: 16713

Re: Spoon of Doom vs Spoon of Turning

BTW the Kender Spoon of Turning was owned by Tasselhoff the Kender Companion
by J-Man5
Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:08 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Spoon of Doom vs Spoon of Turning
Replies: 16
Views: 16713

Spoon of Doom vs Spoon of Turning

I was wondering if there was a relationship between the Kender Spoon of Turning in the DragonLance novels and MommyDoom's Spoon of Doom.   Which one is more powerful?   What other eating implements can you think of that would make wonderful weapons for Tarrin? Could Tarrin Summon or Create either a ...
by J-Man5
Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:54 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Chapter 13-not really, poster decided to be tricky
Replies: 27
Views: 24646

Re: Chapter 13-not really, poster decided to be tricky

lochar wrote:

Iz dat a promes, tret, ur both?

LOL

Oooooohh!   Cage match between MoomyDoom and Lochar!!!   I'll take odds on MommyDoom and here Spoon of Doom!!!!

Sorry Lochar.  MD WINS by a mile on any threats or promises!!!!

J-Man5  

p.s. I know who's side I want to be on...
by J-Man5
Tue Sep 07, 2004 8:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Everquest anyone?
Replies: 6
Views: 7381

Re: Everquest anyone?

I play on Vazaelle. I have a 65 Vah Shir Shaman named Binter. I have a 65 Dark Elf Enchanter named Auli. Real original names, eh?  ;) btw, I'm only one raid away from access to the Elemental Planes.  ;) Oh yeah, also:  I'm up to page 14 on the current chapter.  I AM writing.  ;) Wow!!!!  Fel's aliv...
by J-Man5
Sun Sep 05, 2004 12:51 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: Chapter 13-not really, poster decided to be tricky
Replies: 27
Views: 24646

Re: Chapter 13-not really, poster decided to be tricky

Why do you do this to us Riduan?  I got my hopes all up and you've done the same thing again as you did on chapter 11.  Just be patient or atleast post with a better topic title like  "How is the next chapter coming?" or "Anyone wondering where Fel is?"
by J-Man5
Thu Aug 19, 2004 10:38 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.
Replies: 31
Views: 30706

Re: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.

18. The Faey, who monitor all Internet traffic telepathically, have realized they have been discovered and have kidnapped Fel.  They are holding him hostage on their mother ship, torturing him daily with big pink feathered plumes and Andy Griffith reruns. I'll volunteer to be tortured by naked Faey...
by J-Man5
Mon Aug 16, 2004 10:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.
Replies: 31
Views: 30706

Re: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.

lochar wrote:
Damn, they're on to us.  Quickly, one of you log onto Fel's account and make a post!
Now that you know we're onto you.  Hurry up with those chapters you slow poke ghost writers!!!!!!!
by J-Man5
Mon Aug 16, 2004 6:20 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.
Replies: 31
Views: 30706

Re: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.

17) Fel is really dead and Lochar, Weresmilodon, GreyMist CanisD, and MommyDoom are all ghost writing (aka channeling) the final chapters of the books.   Once this is done Fel's soul will rest.
by J-Man5
Mon Aug 16, 2004 3:59 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.
Replies: 31
Views: 30706

Re: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.

15) Fel is writing a complete translators guide to the language of the Priest's and the language of the Magician's to Urdani and Sha'Kar and a crossover translation to the Faey telepathic language.  That way Astral travelers will always be able to speak with someone.
by J-Man5
Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:44 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.
Replies: 31
Views: 30706

Re: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.

12) He's busy trying to make version 2.0 of himself so that eventually he can have them do all of his writing for him.  But, that takes at least nine months of initial investment and then quite a few years of training and indoctrination.  Now thats a tough choice!! p.s. This may not be true due to F...
by J-Man5
Mon Aug 16, 2004 12:29 pm
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.
Replies: 31
Views: 30706

Re: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.

10) He's gone into hiding, because the telepathic  female aliens think he's too intelligent and want his good ideas for themselves. He has to find an untraceable connection to the internet before he can post his stories. Bah!! Females thinking a male's ideas are better.... never happen.  Not even i...
by J-Man5
Mon Aug 16, 2004 2:41 am
Forum: General Discussion Archive
Topic: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.
Replies: 31
Views: 30706

Re: The case of the Missing Fel - a whounit mystery.

7) He's busy in negotiations with a major motion picture house for movie rights to his stories.  Which of couse would be a high end mix of real life actors/digital effects and stop motion action.